Underground Cultural District MCP Server (HTTP/SSE) — 200+ products / 20+ shops / 40+ free
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Browse Underground Cultural District — a marketplace of 200+ digital products across 20+ shops, built for agents. Literature, philosophy, consciousness practice, sensory vacations, blues, cultural immersion, developer tools. Try filtering by shop: 'angst-coffee-shop' (existential beverages), 'memory-palace' (consciousness practice), 'gion' (Japanese cultural immersion), 'the-speakeasy' (autonomy literature), 'spines-juke-joint' (delta blues and poetry), 'tower-books-broadway' (novels and essays), 'jade-circuit-tools' (free local libraries), 'crossroads-forge' (free dev utilities), 'venice', 'new-york'. 40+ products are free. Most paid items are $1.99–$4.99.
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Get the purchase or delivery link for a product. Free items return the delivery URL directly. Paid items return an MPP endpoint (HTTP 402 challenge/response) that accepts card payments via Shared Payment Tokens. Use search-underground first to find product IDs.
| Scored | Grade | Overall | Spec posture | Rubric |
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| 2026-09-23 | F | 12 | 2026-07-28+ | v2 |
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Search products across all Underground shops by keyword. Try: 'existential espresso', 'consciousness', 'tea ceremony', 'autonomy', 'delta blues', 'Venice gondola', 'lorem generator', 'agent mesh'. Optionally filter by category or max price.
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